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There Are Three Things That Matter in Crime: Location, Location, Location

Where one attempts a robbery can often play a big role in how well said robbery turns out. Like, say, trying to rob the bank across the street from the courthouse. While the cops are inside.

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Quien es mas smooth?

The argument was over who was more smooth! Sorry to say, fellas, the right answer is neither one of you. Right, Nick?

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The Arrest Report Will Be With You. Always.

One does hope that, upon being asked for name and address during booking, Mr. Kenobi told the police "you don't need to see my identification."

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Hulk Smash(ed)

Man allegedly walks into club to sell drugs. While dressed as the Hulk. Wha?

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File Under “What Would Scatman Crothers Think”

Suspect Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was released on bail into the custody of his sometime girlfriend, TSS-tss-tss-TSS-tss-tss-wah-wah-WAH

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Smurf Shot While Smurfing

The world may very well be turning into a war between furries and non-furries.

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A Well-Thought Out Plan: Skin a Bear and Murder With Its Claws

The "blame a random zombie bear" plan will not set world records for workability.

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SpongeBob’s Here and the Time is Right for Fighting in the Streets

A new alleged scofflaw in Los Angeles. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

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Claymation Crime Spree: Gumby Bandit Actually Loses Money While Trying to Rob a Store

Nick Nolte, you've got the night off. Who's smooth?

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Smooth All Over

Clearing the decks of some smooth criminal news.

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The Most Infamous Muumuu in America

One can't help but hope a little that the neutral-colored faded muumuu might go up for auction someday.

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Is this your resume, Larry?

Thief leaves resume in a stolen car? Maybe it was Larry Sellers from "The Big Lebowski."

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