There's no reason one couldn't just edit the New Kids on the Block entry on Wikipedia to add a new band member in there. Hey, that's better!
You don't need better templates or an influx of editors, baby when you've already got quality!
I have found the Holy Grail of bad Wikipedia articles.
We should all apologize to singing star Steve Lawrence, for our society-wide crime of not thinking more about singing star Steve Lawrence.
There are little annotations all over Wikipedia - they cover the site like white goo covers a newborn baby, or like "walrus mustache cool" covers Steely Dan guitarist Jeff "Skunk" Baxter.
"There's a Wipeout spinoff in Latvia. The contestants compete in a competitive challenge of who can stare at Jimmy Wales the longest."
They're Hunter and Deedee McCall, not Peaches and Herb... or are they?
"A Robert Zemeckis Film, Although At First It Wasn't Clear Whether It Would Be Him or Ron Howard"
"I see John Landis is going to direct a movie called 'Some Guy Who Kills People.' Hard to tell what that's going to be about."
There's an outside chance "digging up dirt" means putting uncooked squash in the Playplace ball tank.