There was this one time where I tried to tell an old joke about dinner plates ending up in the first chair of the Philharmonic, and then I had to do like 48 tweets to explain the joke, which I didn't quite get myself, and also I think I was telling it wrong.
And with that, I have just used up everything I know about "Fight Club."
Police have yet to comment on rumors that the suspect shouted "You'll never take me - I mean, him - alive!" as he fled.
The key lines from this past week.
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I just took the "Presidential Deathplaces" quiz on Mental Floss and scored 8 out of 10. Which is not bad, especially given how complex some of the questions were.One of [...]
Mondays get meta, and sometimes meta makes my head hurt.
If I had to be defined by three words, I don't know what they'd be, other than hopefully not "arrested during haircut."
I've come up with a draft itinerary for the Washington DC trip. Suggestions are very welcome: Gravesites Mount Vernon - George Washington Arlington National Cemetery - John F. Kennedy and [...]
Parenthetically, do you ever wonder if "Danny and the Dinosaur" author Syd Hoff ever regretted not billing himself as "the Hoff" years before Hasselhoff hit it big?
