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January 2011
16 posts
With This Ring, I Thee Wednesday
This guy Stan went undercover on a spy mission, to see if the Commies were straining their soup as well as us. They weren’t. Then Uncle Ben parachuted in to see if their rice was done in a minute. It wasn’t.
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To Serve Man: Robots Seize Control of Dessert
I’m not convinced cybernetic beings want any part of haggis, heat-lamped buffet trays or Moons Over My Hammy.
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Exfoliated at last! Exfoliated at last! Thank God Almighty, we are exfoliated at last!
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the of their skin but by the content of their microdermabrasion system.”
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No One Sleeps When They Mess With Whoever This Is
This is Hermione Granger. Or maybe Steelers safety Troy Polamalu. One or the other.
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I’d Argue Against This, But I Don’t Argue With Dudes in Pink Dog Costumes
But how does the pink dog costume guy feel about Mario Lopez?
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It’s All Right, Cause I’m Raining Blood
I guess the alleged perp figured that putting a picture of a guy above a urinal inside a bar called Mullets was honoring him?
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Two Word Wednesday: Gated Community
Each Wednesday I give myself two words to caption a photo. Alternate two-word captions are encouraged. via Miss Cellania
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