You’ll Need a Funnier T-Shirt To Help Those Underprivileged Kids
You could create a donkey-shaped fanny pack that says “I saved my ass – let me save yours.”
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February 2011
15 posts
This Soccer Player Hurt Himself Today
Remember when Johnny Cash sang “Hurt”? That should totally play behind this soccer video.
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RoboCop Deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom
RoboCop has toiled all these many years without a whole lot of recognition, and I think it’s high time we give the big guy a statue and a whole lot more.
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Crackers About Cheese: Andrew Jackson Throws a Party
It was like a Limp Bizkit concert, only not as undignified.
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Life Ain’t Nuttin But Matthew Lesko, Nuns and Money
The other way to get rich is to become a nun. They throw money around like it was going out of style.
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Mega Piranha
“If your movie gets its gravitas from Barry Williams, it’s got problems bigger than a giant piranha that eats helicopters.”
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Craftsman: Trust In Your Cats
When the cat comes up the stairs with insulation she’s really saying, “Have you considered the energy-saving benefits of blown cellulose, installed with Craftsman tools from Sears?”
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I See Now Why Men Without Hats Existed
The West wanted Men Without Hats to counter these guys. Too bad nobody can counter these guys.
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