You’ll Need a Funnier T-Shirt To Help Those Underprivileged Kids
You could create a donkey-shaped fanny pack that says "I saved my ass - let me save yours."
This Soccer Player Hurt Himself Today
Remember when Johnny Cash sang "Hurt"? That should totally play behind this soccer video.
RoboCop Deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom
RoboCop has toiled all these many years without a whole lot of recognition, and I think it's high time we give the big guy a statue and a whole lot more.
Crackers About Cheese: Andrew Jackson Throws a Party
It was like a Limp Bizkit concert, only not as undignified.
Life Ain’t Nuttin But Matthew Lesko, Nuns and Money
The other way to get rich is to become a nun. They throw money around like it was going out of style.
Two Word Wednesday: Sombrero Frio
We provide the image, you provide the two word caption.
Mega Piranha
"If your movie gets its gravitas from Barry Williams, it's got problems bigger than a giant piranha that eats helicopters."
Craftsman: Trust In Your Cats
When the cat comes up the stairs with insulation she's really saying, "Have you considered the energy-saving benefits of blown cellulose, installed with Craftsman tools from Sears?"
I See Now Why Men Without Hats Existed
The West wanted Men Without Hats to counter these guys. Too bad nobody can counter these guys.
Wikiout
"There's a Wipeout spinoff in Latvia. The contestants compete in a competitive challenge of who can stare at Jimmy Wales the longest."